Friday, July 31, 2015

reasons we don't have kids....

derek wouldn't focus on his homework.
having children really means having dogs, right?
i'm still not good at sharing.
i always have a food mustache on my face.
we don't know the names of all the planets.
i still think anchorage is the capital of alaska. [even though derek was born in juneau.]
our kids obviously keep failing "life 101" in heaven.
the vaccine debacle.
all the "asay noses" got used up and are still on backorder.

[it's kind of like pickup lines, but instead, the best reasons we could come up with to tell people why we don't have kids yet.]

2 comments:

  1. When people would hassle me about when we were going to have a baby I would say, "Not today." Good luck.

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  2. LOVE your friends answer above Ashley.What a trial! I always feel either tongue tied or snarky when people ask if Ian is our mistake. Sure, every child would like to hear that they were a mistake. What a want to say is "it is none of you @#$%^ business", but I usually just smile and say that we are happy to have him. I wish I could have been at the Dallas reunion!! Love you and Derek and pray the best for you. Love, Dee

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