the nitty gritty.

last week dad got me a replacement.

meet hibatchi and yasa.

you can generally find one sitting on my dashboard.
unless derek cleans it real nice and it's too slippery for them to stay.

[at least i didn't show you the back view.]

sometimes derek says a sentence like 

"it's not that bad ash."

and then he laughs to himself and repeats, "bad ash."

i have a really sore bum.

[still looking for a solution.]

but sometimes i take a muscle relaxant in hopes of it helping.

ask derek how fun it is to try to wake me up the next morning. 

or to just get me to do anything. 

i'm like a sleeping zombie.
[can you use the words 'sleeping' and 'zombie' next to each other in a sentence?]

i get excited when i find good deals on clothes.

i mentioned the fact that i got myself some nice dress pants for an awesome price.

 all weekend long.
it's obnoxious. i know.

chick-fil-a has the best strawberry shakes.

in quite possibly ever.

new-found favorite.

sometimes i call my mom frantically asking how to cook a pot roast.

[so what if i sometimes fail as a home ec major.]

oh, and my family quotes nacho libre like it's our day job.